Friday, January 19, 2007

Welcome to Munterspace

Us here at munterspace corp. are dedicated to trawling the tinternet for first class munters because let's face - it's full of them. Watch this space for your favourite munter.

Here's this weeks top munter:
Yes Munter Of the Week goes to 'mind me kebab' Ms Goody herself for basically being a bad all-round munter.

Muntometer rating : 9 out of 10
(we'll let her off the final 1 seeing as she can't help the fact she was bullied at school herself and her mother is a nightmare)

More munters coming your way shortly. Write in with your suggestions for the prestigious Munter of The Year Award. Grand ceremony at the Grimsdyke Hotel Conference Suite, Pinner July 1st with great prizes - spend a day with a lookalike Munter, free breast augmentation and trout lip pout lessons, Special K pedometer and lunches by George at Asda - it's simply the best in Munterspace.


Blogger Istvanski said...

I understand that George of Asda will have kebab on the menu.
Wether it is Jade flavoured is something they have yet to confirm (perhaps it's the only work she will be able to get after her eviction tonight).

I nominate Amy Whino for the next 'Munter of the Week'.

8:35 AM  
Blogger rockmother said...

Thank you Mr Ivanosevichopolous - I take it you are one of our eastern European friends? We welcome all races here and do not welcome racistm unlike alot of munters out there.

We will take your suggestion seriously and report back forthwith. Up the munters!

1:53 PM  
Blogger realdoc said...

I think all of Girls Aloud are munters who've had a bit of a brush and scrub up. By the time they're 40 they'll look 60.

4:00 AM  
Blogger Betty said...

I'd like to nominate myself for Munter Of The Year. Before I put my warpaint on this morning I looked like a cross between Hitler and Bernard Matthews. I really must cut down on the vino ...

Lunch at Asda - cor! I can't resist the lure of the slightly damp defrosted pork and onion roll! Can I put an order in now?

7:38 AM  
Blogger JDA said...

RoMo.....Ms Goody dosen't even deserve a place on this blog..all you've done is added to the sensationalism, she should be totally ignored and forgotten....Oh fricking yeah!!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Ivan said...

I think you'll find this site is related in spirit:

I knows me some ugly myspace showdown

10:54 AM  
Blogger llewtrah said...

A grief, I wish I could remember the name of the American woman who had loads of plastic surgery and now has a triangular face. She could out-munt any munter.

6:39 AM  
Blogger llewtrah said...

There are some people I'd like to suggest, but I'd get the sack. Class A munters and they've "had more pricks in them than a 2nd hand dartboard"

6:43 AM  
Blogger Chaucer's Bitch said...

llewtra, are you thinking of Cher?

I have no connection to pop culture, so I suspect that i will have never heard of most of the munters mentiioned here, but i will look in periodically anyway.

6:53 AM  
Blogger llewtrah said...

No it's not Cher. It's some stragne woman who doesn't seem to be famous except for having so much surgery she now looks like an alien.

Here she is: Cat Woman Munter
Scariest Celeb Munter

Utter munter and must be batsh!t insane to want to look like that.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Howesy said...

Can I nominate that old welsh slagbag mincing skiffle slurring queen, the one and only Roberta Swipe?
~She rules, she rocks, her brother's got a rotten cock~
If not, then how about Russel Brand?

8:16 AM  
Blogger rockmother said...

Llewtrah - don't you mean Joyce - the Bride of Wildenstein?

Betty - I refuse to do that - I'll happily slap you round the face for putting yourself down so! You get free Asda coffee shop vouchers today.

CB - honoured that you dropped by - thank you. Don't worry - you will have a doctorate in munterdom within a few weeks! :-)

Howesey - yes - she is the nicest munter of munters and shall be crowned thus

1:16 PM  
Blogger surly girl said...

victoria beckham. face like a bag of spanners, body like a bicycle pump (augmented with giant inflatable norks, natch). posh? not a fucking chance.

12:33 PM  
Blogger rockmother said...

Surly G - couldn't put it better myself - minging old scrangebag!

3:32 PM  
Blogger Philip. said...

What a dog JG looks!!

6:31 AM  

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