Thursday, May 17, 2007

Senior Munter of the Week

Ladies and Gentleman - we over here at Munterspace Inc. thought it would be rude not to give the senior munters out there a bit of an airing this week. Uber-senior Munter of the Week Award this week goes to none other than Kathy Hilton - devastated mother of LA (z)it-girls Paris and Nicky. We say devastated not because her soon to be jailbird babydoll princess is about to enter a 'special needs unit' in a state correctional centre for re-violation of an existing traffic violation but more so because yet again, Paris is stealing the limelight. Kathy always wanted to be famous and bagged her squillionaire as soon as she was out of her prom dress. She fashioned the girls into everything she wanted and apparently failed to be (according to various press reports both in UK and US). Desperate to make it as a model and actress (and not really doing very well at it) she then saw potential mileage-fame in her daughters and thought it would be a good idea to parade them aged 6 in bikini's at a 'fashion show' she was hereself strutting her stuff in.

Bad Mommy Hilton just couldn't help herself and that is why we are presenting her with the fantastic accolade of Senior Munter of the Week. Kathy has arrived! We blame the parents.

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Blogger Istvanski said...

That image and behaviour is vile.
Munter of the decade, I'd say.

4:39 AM  
Blogger rockmother said...

That swimsuit looks awfully uncomfortable.

5:52 AM  
Blogger Howesy said...

Oh, that's Mrs Hilton is it? I thought it was Ister in his Space suit.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Istvanski said...

I've got great legs, don't ya think?

Waxed them this morning.

11:41 AM  
Blogger rockmother said...

The legs don't look like they are the only things that have been waxed if you ask me. Rrrrip!

2:29 PM  
Blogger dh said...

Thanks rm. Reminds me of a widow who lived down the street. Bit of a goer or so I heard.

7:26 PM  
Blogger Istvanski said...

Oh yes, that's right - she's shaved her top lip aswell (the one under her nose I mean).

7:07 AM  
Blogger Pod said...

but who killed jean-benet?
we had to fire our casual receptionist when we discovered she couldn't spell let alone speak proper like or book patients in at the right time. it was havoc. she lost in when we politely let her go. she said 'i'm 22, not 2, everyone treats me like a child, but i can even talk to 50 year olds'.....later her mother phoned and after 20 mins of ranting said 'we always have this kind of trouble, it's because we are beautiful and you are jealous of us'

what can you say to that? what are these mothers doing to their kids?

whereas you on the otherhand, you and squidge are gorgie!

3:15 PM  
Blogger mad muthas said...

i'm somewhat abashed to admit that my eyes are drawn, irresistibly, to her crotch. it seems to be following me around the room!

3:58 PM  
Blogger rockmother said...

Mad Muthas - it's eeee-vil!

3:47 AM  
Blogger llewtrah said...

Munteriness is evidently genetic. There's hope for mankind. We need to isolate the munter gene so we can disable it.

11:01 PM  
Blogger Philip. said...

Cool blog!

I found you randomly, but will be back for more.

Why not come and say hello on mine :-)


6:30 AM  
Blogger Rimshot said...

Hi, what's a Munter?

8:40 AM  

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